As everyone knows, I am the most tolerant person on earth. I love everyone, including people who have unfortunate accidents when they piss me off. Now this dweezle has pissed me off:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anwar_al-Awlaki
He seems to hand out death sentences (fatwahs) faster than priests give candy to altar boys - but Anwar targets mostly women and people he can terrify. For some reason I can't catch his attention - I need to have a few polite words with ...him. A little chit-chat, all friendly-like. If anyone out there, and there aren't many of you who can read this anymore, are any good with Photoshop, I wonder if you would either use a picture of my little cow - which I'll send you - or pick your own cow photo and Photoshop some appropriate headgear onto it. I am renaming my cow from 'Bullshit' to 'Moohammad'. Maybe that will get Anwar's attention. You probably don't want to post the pic or you'll end up with a fatwah as well, but IM me and I'll give you my email address.
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