Saturday, July 9, 2011

So I'm in the store...

"Paper or plastic?"

"Doesn't matter. I'm bi-sackual."

OK, next store....

"Here I am, what are your next two wishes?"

( Damn filthy-mouthed checker!)

I'm not doing so well today....

"Why did the mermaid wear seashells?"

"B" shells were too small..."

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