Ideas requested.

I am going to begin farming pumpkins.  I have the sweetest pumpkins in the state, period.  Even of you don't like pumpkin, you will like mine.  But I need a name for my farm.  I have a few ideas of my own, but I'm willing to listen to suggestions.  Here is what I have come up with.  Can you improve on it?

"D-cup Pumpkins. Our name says it all".  

"Affordable Pumpkins!  Illegal child labor keeps us competitive!"

"Gay Pumpkins!  Our pumpkins are just happy - we ain't faggots!"

"Elephant balls pumpkin farm."   Orange and swollen because we kick 'em.

"Chocolate Pumpkins!  No, dumbass....they ain't chocolate."

In 'N Out Pumpkins.  In and out of our cows, fresh to your table.

Cow patty Pumpkins.  DELICIOUS!  No shit!

Marijuana Pumpkins!!  No, but it's a catchy name.

John Wayne Pumpkins - Eat THIS, Pilgrim!

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